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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

cor 

Its a while since I've blogged on here, I usually do it on Myspace. Being a bit original for a change ! heh !

Heres a couple of pics from Lucys birthday !:
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Grace wearing Lucys ladybird outfit and looking better in it than Lucy lol !

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Lucy opening her presents, helped by her sister !

Can you believe Lucy is 4? Crazy isnt it?

Cor I need to sort out these comments, though that would probably take too much effort lol !

Current music on my blog is an entire Frank Black and the Catholics gig, astounding !

Have fun
Gary

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

yo dudes ! 

Friday, February 03, 2006

what i got for my birthday yesterday 

yes yesterday i was 30 :(

Motorola Razr v3 from Sharon !
Bloodhound Gang - Hefty Fine cd
Kaiser Chiefs DVD
Beck -Guerolito cd
Franz Ferdinand dvd
Mr Benn dvd
Battlestar Galactica (2000's) mini series dvd
a pen penknife (cor!)
Aftershave, body lotion, shower gel
Money and vouchers

Not bad eh ! Its a pity i'm a 30 something tho !

Gary

Thursday, January 05, 2006

hah ! 

Sunday, January 01, 2006

happy new year! 

Saturday, December 24, 2005

merry xmas 

merry christmas everyone!!!

merry xmas 

merry christmas everyone!!!

merry xmas 

merry christmas everyone!!!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

30 facts about mrT 

Top Thirty Mr. T Facts

The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

Mr T's chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and you're lucky they do, fool.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T.

Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."

Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

Mr. T doesn't breathe, air just hides in his lungs for protection.

Mr. T's Mohawk is not held up by hair gel, his hair is just scared of him and is trying to get as far away as possible.

Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y.
Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.

Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one has noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while being bludgeoned.

When Mr. T was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Mr. T's foreskin as Shaquille O'Neal.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.

Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don't ask stupid questions.

Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.

Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.

Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.

When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.


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